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December 2006

NEW YEAR'S EVE 2006

November 2004

oh god, not again.

September 2004

Rock the Vote

August 2004

Birthday?
Gay Wedding for Bush Twins

July 2004

Aw Come-ON!
Happy Birthday, Suckahs.org!
I hate the emmy's but...

June 2004

Harry's New Name
Irony, Republican-style

April 2004

In Case Anyone is Still Checking

January 2004

World Fruitcake Eating Championship

November 2003

Cooking Fowl
Turkey Day?
Visit

September 2003

VMA credibility

August 2003

Design your Own Hell!
false advertising
Fire
my trip

July 2003

Penis Flies
Fucking Bar Exam
anybody home
Suckahs Strain
WMD joke

June 2003

A Lousy Profession
Finally
still going...
fun with fear
RADIOHEAD!

May 2003

I'm the BEST!!
starting to get annoying...
A few notes on the potential cancellation of the Field Day Festival
The clinically insane make me chuckle
holiday monday
Blur- Think Tank
fodder
My apartment is trying to kill my left hand
BLAAAAH
Test Day
Douche-bags get me every time
How glad am i that i'm not going to georgia?

April 2003

Going Out on a Low Note
Fake Plastic Cameras
check it out
Feh!
Let's have a Field Day
what are the odds of this actually happening?
Tbone's Bittersweet Heart
this is something
On the Road Again
Dammit, I need to find this shit out sooner!
Indiana Visitors

March 2003

Please, laugh with me.
My first threatening email!
Bad poll... bad.
Ned is a baby-eating jerk
Obsession
Someone out there loves me
An Announcement:
Dr. Dean's Got the Cure
Emergency Redesign
10" cock
Green means go, red means stop...

February 2003

Must-See
Grammys?
What's up with that?
Nyah!
500th Entry
Goddamn. That's a lot of snow.
No Work
The Big Debate
Swag, or Additional Fundraising
Regarding the Month after April
Check this shit out!
the region after iraq
Fundraiser
Presley's a bitch.
Addresses?

January 2003

Sgt. Rummy
How's that work?
Insomniac
Mediocre Bowl
new blog method
something to read
Crazy people LOVE us
Stupid Assholes
Happy Birthday (belated) to Albany Dan
BUFFALOTHONG.COM!
Muckrakers
Intermission...
Brother, Can You Spare $48k a Year Plus Benefits?
Be a Debaser

December 2002

Pudding Whackers
No, seriously. We're not gay.
Yeeeee Haaaaaa!
stop drop and roll guys
London Dan
Merry Christmas
A giant cock! HA!
America's Funniest Copraphagic Videos
gifts of joy
Buffalo Bills in the Movies?
new name
New Suckahs
No Gore in 2004.
Buffalo... SECRETS!
phone home
a little creative writing...
comments
non-barage
due to an absolute barage
For all those who think

November 2002

we need a holiday triage
dreaming of football??
See? I always said he
Insider Trading
KOPP CONFESSES
i've noticed that my name
This place is so rad.
Hey Kids?
well, it's been awhile here
AAAHHHHHHHHH! MJ, what happened? Also,
Further Sign That the End Times Are Nigh
Rima "the Drunken Russian"
how sad is it that
Sorry, sorry. Next time y'all
Won't you come too?
The Vacuum
A sad evening.
a very suckahs new year
Fun Shit
Weekend o' movies
OK, so why the hell

October 2002

hello?
Betsy McCall
field trip?
then me...
i'm first then....
you all suck
Reunion Update
Say Cheese.
Booty Doozy or Why Does My Ass Hurt?
Sitings
Reunion
run ins

September 2002

creepy muthasuckahs- i be back,
troubbble
It's Morning in Suckahsville
Computerized
Ah, I just love how
Pick up the Pieces and Carry On
a question
No guilt like jewish guilt
Terror In Buffalo?
are you out there danno?
Moving

August 2002

dogs vs cats
my day
news to me
i hate these guys
where to take kids when they'r ebad
a serious lack of enthusiasm
I'm not sure if this
I GOT A JOB ! ! !

July 2002

a new addition
Meet the new Bills
number 9
some might say I have a problem...
oh, and another one more oher thing
oh, and one more other thing
oh, and one other thing.
ok, so this restaurant seems

June 2002

fartknocker
sighting
big kid stuff
Forget Me Not
Albany Dan gets a facelift
test test
my small darlings:: did people
Are you ready for this?
space tourism?
hs dfysdrt34
the Assassin
hahaha. yes!

May 2002

Beautiful Decay
City lands on map of
ok, so, what's with my
kay fuews- albany danno--i will
From the world's greatest police
Yasser's kids
aww bebe's kids- the good
coverups
Piggy Yum Yum
I've decided who I'm gonna
Vanilla?
not so late breaking news:
looks like pickets on graduation day
RUDY
favorite quote of yesterday, sunday may 05, 2002
Hello?
My alma mater, always making
D-76 Developer

April 2002

Exam Fever
Romo
pick a model
hey teamplayers---scope it, isotope it:
the Bachelor
:~-(
A real review from amazon.com.
here's a shot
i do anything to avoid
Damn Spam
Farewell Monique...
Honestly, this is one
April's homework assignment
Speaking of elements
watch out for those elements
dude, planes need to stop
Here Kitty Kitty
eew
Wilco will be on
AARRRRRRRG!
we're gonna die.
children of the corn- believe
suckahs- i am back, for
yesterday i registered for my
The Pulitzer winners were announced
oh... amen.
Graduation, already.
So, I just got back
Back from the land of
i heart the color green,
Does anyone read this anymore?

March 2002

Is Jesus with YOU?
yoo hoo
Oy!
Next Message...
happy first day of spring,
A Lucky Shot
TIME FOR THE ANNUAL GROSS-A-THON
Shit getting blowed up!!
everyone should write poetry
Blog Power
I found my first gray
God bless 'em
wouldn't it be funny if,
OK, they've been playing this
I'm sporty!
Raising a Glass to the March of Time

February 2002

They Melt in Your Mouth
refer us!
Knock, Knock!
Ok, so while I THOUROUGLY
christ that last poll was
I just got such a
Awesome Picture
Add to the story! There
Strange.
Let the Job Hunt Begin
My New Shit
so what do y'all think
HAHAHAHAH!
Look what I found on
Ok, my head is about
well guys, today is officailly
so today in class this
okay let's just get this
No More Confusion. Ash Wednesday
~~ego-jingoist?~~ let's just say he's libertarian...
There's a lesson in here
Old People In Space, or
Bad Religion
We're Famous! ... kindof.
Patsies Win Superbowl!
Okay, i am going to
dear suckahs- in the search
Part Four: Suckahs Comix - New Characters!
Part Three: Suckahs Comix - New Characters!

January 2002

When it snows, it blows
Part Two: Suckahs Comix - New Characters!
Suckahs Comix - New Characters!
Hi - We're 'Pro' now.
do you guys remember jeremy
I got a free 20
Go easy on Romo, maybe
i'm officially picking the first
Hello everybody! I'm sitting here
i back from the blogging
A 40 or 50 year
Good Christ. George Bush can't
nedwrd, i don't know if
Headline from this week's Weekly
hey all, i'm back in
Hey Folks.....I have found that
Martha Stewart has a daughter
Happy New Year, one and

December 2001

People, people, people! How many
I have been painfully reminded
i am in pain. exactly
my sister just got a
dearest fuckoes- i'm off to
so, how about Margot, the
ok, so i just wrote
I just wanted to say,
as the majority of the
okay. who called me at
I started working with
I am just getting off
This is why God made
Privy to a Conversationa one-act
so... what's the deal with
i thought i might share
this is strange.
Ok, i have a story
Payment For a Job
Complete Stupidity For the Ladies
well, last time i was
Who said it? Ashcroft or
The good news is that
Here are my results. Of
Albany Dan & Presley just
More Fun with Roommates I
I was just in the
ned and i made a
so it is my duty
i am officially not voting.
What's the deal with New

November 2001

Check this out... www.snopes2.com Go
1943 - 2001 so sad
i just wanted to
i call this one: Scurge
hey, phaggolas! presley pointed out
fellow buggerers- i have to
We just got back from
Craps is the funnest game
so, i have had my
Ugh. Wedding. 'Nuff said.
plaese please please baby baby
so i was walking out
THIS IS A REAL
any thoughts on McCartney's new

Well folks, the world has
SERIOUSLY ... we work our
Listen...I put in a hard
guess who saw the harry
Meghan and I were talking
From the Toronto Star `Pipe
hey little fukfaces all- been
"curtain up on ned watching
While Nell Carter has the
God - I LOOOOVE stupid
i got my senior "portrait"
ok, so last night i
I'm horrible...i can't believe I
Blah biddy blah blah with
For your edification: (Ned: feel
Who wants a new Comic?
in reference to my tag-
I've been catching up on
maybe a little explanation is
(Nov. 6) - The Northern
as you all know, my
wow. speaking of the mayoral
Rent "Penis of the Vampire"....it
so what is the difference
I got this drunken phone
Yeah, that comic makes me
Thanks for the call ned,
so this is the comic
TESTICLES
speaking ot the "other white
Why is it that whenever
one of my roommates was
ps. i am still pissed
so i have been working

October 2001

those of you who live
Re: Romo & Mary Says
This comic is GREAT I
I know you've all been
i swear i am going
I went to a Halloween
how is it that a
can we take a moment
i want to throw this
I went to Six Flags
sigh. now I'm starting to
okay, did everyone else who
Pumpkinfest in Keene was a
we had a day of
here's something to chew on---
I just found out this
oh, and everyone's favorite TV
i found out that this
if i wanted to, say,
shit i just wrote something
man alive. I've got that
I am concerned for all
megger has had a moment
OK, so I just got
What happens if your son/daughter
How Did I Fuck Up
Howdy, y'all. Welcome, Jeff! I
Hello! Hope you had a
well, i'm off to sleep
hey all-- totally lost my
Ok so when you just
Yeah. So yeah. So um........Yeah
Fun with propaganda! Here's a
just fyi: Publishers Clearinghouse mails
Christianity redux A fundamentalist is
Gossip Column I should be
"Lick Me Him" Listen mike,
ned thought my anal tendencies
an anagram of mike milch
Oh yeah -- re: SuckahFest
Do you get the feeling
i just saw the saddest
do you guys ever get
it's official that the world
Nice, so as the weekly
hey suckahs-- i want you
woah!!
John rules...the pic looks awesome.
Um why does Marci look
My NEW AND IMPROVED captions
ok. so some of us
I feel that everyone should
I have one question about
Ok people, I think we
christ on a stick i'm
by the way, i may
hey guys, i'm here and
hello again, funny people! most
ok, so I just walked
sigh. I just got my
i think we are in...
OK...I can't even convey how
PS -- Yes, I had
overheard on the street on
yea, we went out with
i've been oddly anti-social lately,
johnny, you put up a
No Mike, liking Antiques Roadshow
woah, man. high drama in

September 2001

so, um. Now that Rohit
Um.............ok........so you guys are gonna
I am now a legally
Zoo this, San Diego San
so my mom and dad
so is everyone having a
Woah guys! thanks for leaving
yo everybody. talked to both
alright. time to get this
did anyone else ever notice
First off, I must say
It was hard for me
I say Providence so that
Ok folks. So Empyrean Entertainment,
Bush Administration Nugget O' Wisdom
i just got off the
ok -- just to preface,
So, please congratulate me...cause like
Ok people. While all of
woah -- I just had
the onion makes me laugh.
"I LIKE TO EAT APPLES
by the way -- everyone
Man alive -- yesterday was
Yet Another Stripper Story I
Yeah, sorry for the randomness
Incidentally, that wasn't meant to
ummm...I feel like I'm missing
i wanna be an astronaut.
oh and on a side
by the way, this sucks.
yeah. what lisa said.
hey everybody - think happy
it was a normal saturday
its incredible. i was looking
ok so now I do
Presley is on the phone
i haven't been on the
um. has anyone heard from
So i apologize for my
so it is sunday night
I was lying on my
i am sorry that i
i've received an email a
Marci posted something earlier that
i have nothing of substance

Hello me kiddies... It's way
I like the cartoon of
I feel like I should
it's amazing how i can
Far Eastern Rant i still
West Coast Rant Speaking of
hi guys, this is jeremy.
so... why is it that
So id dis da right
PS: Why am I balding
There, I was, standing outside
so, today i start at
The Godfather... My cousin maggie
East Coast rant First before

August 2001

Welcome Glenn... whoever you are.
Hi. I'm new. So get

today is my birthday. it
sooo. i have news. They
i am back in DC.
macy, that is the funniest/ugliest
I would just like to
I guess i'm not indie
i think i need a
i yaked up my cheerios
today is officially my last
i have been sleepwalking lately.
Lisa & I are meeting
well kids...i've been teetering on
working on the new
I can't even begin to
SO...the strangest thing just appeared
Alright you EVIL monkey. I
What is this? John Nedermeyer,
I'm dreaming up what the
who is Evilmonkey?