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I have the tummy flu - would anyone give me some humourous ancedotes that will cheer me up and take my mind off my illness? Perhaps old high school memories that have fallen into the recesses of my mind or Presley's scrapbook?
I feel like poop.
Sincerely,
Macyme
who are you again?
.......................I farted.
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