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500th Entry

My Fellow Suckahs, as our nation swerves down the rumble strip to war, or the guard rail, I thought I would seize this opportunity to address you on the State of the Site... we're a bit long between posts, but the Union is STRONG.

This is entry / post number 500, and because I began this post parade back in July 31 2001, I thought it good to revisit the origins of Suckahs DOT org.

The name 'Suckahs' was Albany Dan's brainstorm, but I thought I'd recap what other names we came up with:

Albany Dan and I want to start a group journal. That way we can look back, some day, in horror, at our post-education life. Never mind that I tried to do this last year without success. BUT, this time I've got a partner.

Here is the list that Albany Dan and I brainstormed-- some might be funny to all of some of you. They are all funny to us. We need a winner. It could be you.

suckahs.com (I am quite fond)
buttnugget.com
secondoworst.com
barked.net
paradiseroad.org
redstare.com (as in, the red stairs at WEHS)
pitkids.com
vaginaabiondolilllo.com
manginiac.com
burntgrass.com (as in a certain act of vandalism that occurred at WEHS)
iworkedatfays.com
baitandshoot.org
wedontgiveashitaboutnothin.com
henningpenis.com
thatchickwhoshatherpants-
atthatparty.com
crazyseetal.com
oozmonrulez.com
indiansusedeverypartof-
thebuffaloincludingtheeyes.com
NANI.com
jenchianntaisevil.org
marci-yacked.com
porceliangod.nu
spinleyismad.org
mrscroleyshealth.com
buttalo.com
bobbibatistahassomeweird-
fuckingeyes.com (of CNN)
WEHSer (weeezer high school)
mmilch.com (brilliant, simple, yet elegant)
warehouseschool.com

Suckahs truly was an early favorite, as 666 (Kunta Kinte) pointed out:

presley brings up point good that the idea of "buttalo" is one to be looked at and admired both from a far distance and really upclose so that one might go a little crosseyed. however, becase suckahs is universal and appeals to the rump-ranging chromosome in all of us that lent endlessly driven nights to be tolerable nay bitchen with no less than conversation and at times a trivial pursuit board. ahh suckahs we, i feel real good about this.

Oh, incidentally, I decided to go with .ORG, because it sounded better than .COM. Remember?

The ORG extension has appeal to me as well. Albany Dan is being passive-aggressive about the dot COM though. I think he should make his case, or the mob should go in for the ORG. Presley contends that people don't think ORG-- that they automatically think dot COM. I say, if you have trouble getting this far, then try and spell s-u-c-k-a-h-s, and via con dios... Have you seen suckas.com ?

So that's the story. Feel free to add to it.

Comments, Anyone?


CGHill said on 02/19/03 at 02:42 PM,

I guess what everyone really wants to know is:

Is Jen Chiannta truly evil?

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danno said on 02/19/03 at 03:29 PM,

sweet jesus. one of these days, we're gonna get sued.

yes.

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nedward said on 02/19/03 at 03:32 PM,

Fresh off the Mae debacle, I throw us head-on into another Suckahs scandal.

I had to change the spellings a little bit to prevent googling. And I am putting the world on notice, that if this comes back to this site, it will be MY FAULT. AND I WILL DEAL WITH IT.

Besides, I never got many of the details on why this person is evil. I always kind of liked her. So there.

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danno said on 02/19/03 at 03:45 PM,

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

cute, but eeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

Incidentally, to all my fellow suckahs on the occassion of our 500th post:

Y'all rule.

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J said on 02/19/03 at 04:39 PM,

she was always nice to me

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sara said on 02/19/03 at 06:00 PM,

i never thought she was evil... back in middle school we were really good friends. we used to drone on and on about our miserable middle school existences together, and then sit with Albany Dan on the school bus home.

then she went to that catholic school for a few years and then poof-- she showed up at WEHS too cool to talk to me.

evil??? doubtful. but i might be able to think of a few other words to describe her.

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m said on 02/21/03 at 12:59 PM,

Has anyone here read any Noam Chomsky?

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nedward said on 02/22/03 at 01:56 PM,

uhhhh? MIT prof.

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m said on 02/23/03 at 04:31 PM,

9/11

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nedward said on 02/25/03 at 11:46 AM,

uhhh. ok. a bit OFF TOPIC.

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m said on 02/26/03 at 12:51 PM,

Then au revoir, or 'cheerio.' as my ex-boyfriend would say.

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ip address said on 05/04/03 at 03:24 AM,

I agree with the author

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I was happy to recap the origins of the Suckahs domain... we're up to our 500th Entry, Which is so impressive to me. The purpose of the main Suckahs site was to allow a bunch of friends from Williamsville East High Shool in New York, to stay in touch. ...
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500th post on Suckahs DOT org
I was happy to recap the origins of the Suckahs domain... we're up to our 500th Entry, Which is so impressive to me. The purpose of the main Suckahs site was to allow a bunch of friends from Williamsville East High Shool in New York, to stay in touch. ...
Nedward on February 19, 2003 11:50 AM