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Presley's a bitch.

So, I've told Presley, I dunno, like, eight times that my camera's been stolen, but she's making me post a pic of my new glasses. "Dude," she said to me, "I don't give a FUCK about your camera, OK? I'm glad it was stolen! And if you don't post a picture soon, our friendship's over, and I'm gonna kill your sea monkeys."

Y'know, I say fuck her and her "friendship." This is the best I could do:

wow.

is that a hairy chest I see?

i noticed that too.

Yes. Absolutely.

A birdie told me you were getting a new camera. today.

any truth to that fact?

I'm shopping for new glasses myself. Care to advise me?