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Happy Birthday (belated) to Albany Dan

This past Sunday was Albany Dan's 25th birthday, ending my Suckahs reign as the only 25-year-old. Presley posted a picture of the cake she made:

...I probably asked Danno ten-bajillion times what kind of cake he wanted and all he would say was: the 16th hole at Augusta National. I tried to explain to him that the ladies weren't allowed into Augusta and that I would have trouble finding the appropriate research materials for such a job, but he wouldn't have it. So...that's what he got.

It wasn't my birthday!

I didn't ask for no gold cake!

I don't even KNOW you people!

oh shut up and eat your god-damn birthday cake. pansy.