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Stupid Assholes

Any of you Suckahs who regularly use Kazaa, dorm networks or other file-sharing programs, have probably heard of these amateur porn videos going around. Names like Libby Hoeler, Caylynn, and whoever that BU girl was who gave a masturbating show to half a Warren Towers Floor.

Now, I don't understand WHY, (contrary to what I may say sometimes), people would videotape their amorous encounters... especially if you're 20 years of age, attending college, and hoping to be a vetranarian or social worker or elementary school teacher. But OKAY, I'll accept that shit like this happens.

So how does it get on the internet? Usually what happens is a variation on the "revenge" scenario. Girl A breaks up with Boy Z, so Boy Z feels fit to email the movie to Girl A's mother, father, 11-year old sister, and grandpappy. Then, of course, it eventually ends up on Kazaa.

So, then what happens is Boy N, let's call him NED, is trying to illegally gain posession of a blockbuster hollywood movie for research purposes... but just as this boy (man really, he's 25) sits back in his plastic IKEA chair with a bag of burnt microwave popcorn, expecting to watch a family movie about aliens and Will Smith and Al Gore's college rommate, he is instead treated to a video montage of underage sex and angry words.

Now friends, I'm not going to pretend that I haven't seen my share of internet petting, I have. But why would anyone want to humiliate a person for the rest of their life, just because they decided they didn't want to spend theirs with you?

The moral of the story is that guys who do this are stupid assholes.

wow, i had no idea you felt this way, ned.

but i'm still not letting you video tape me.

ha. when i said a certain boy was trying to downlaod a hollywood blockbuster, i mean that said boy downloaded a file with the title of the hollywood blockbuster, yet it was not said movie. it was amateur porn.

Are you kidding? For trying to download "Independence Day" you deserve to get a virus. Consider amateur porn a blessing.

or was it "Men in Black II"?...doesn't matter.

I think we all know the point ned was trying to make. don't download movies or music.

Damn....guess I should get that video of me giving the high hard one to that cute red-haired boston girl I met a while back off the net................(wink wink, baby....i swear...i didn't know ned looked at this kind of stuff.)

i'm watching you Romo... one false move, and BAM!

Heh.. if more guys did stuff like this, more chicks would think twice about being bitches. Every dude should keep a few clips like that for just such an emergency. I do. Hah!