Raymi's guide on How to be a slut:

In the beginning it is important to look approachable. You draw him in because he is comfortable and you appear to be non-threatening. A few drinks later he can?t believe his luck. This is when you throw the cards on the table ? let him know who he?s dealin? with. You are not the girl-next-door he initially thought?.

You?re the girl who?s going to sit on his face. Moan down his throat. Break the headboard. And you are never going to call him again. Ever.

also, Raymi's Guide to Public Washrooms, and All You Need to Know about Queefs or Cunt Trumpet Music

Comments, Anyone?


ned said on 12/10/02 at 07:35 PM,

i love how no one found this funny. my freakin' mind again.

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presley said on 12/10/02 at 07:35 PM,

i think it's funny nedward.

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ned said on 12/10/02 at 07:35 PM,

jesus

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